Adventures in family road tripping:
“At least swallow your food before trying to lick my eyeball.”
Yes, My Oldest daughter literally just said that. Anyone with a little brother will understand.
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Decisions, decisions
My Oldest, age 13: “I’ve decided I am going to be a neurologist. Or a rapper, depending on how my first album does on the charts.”
Math Quiz
My Oldest, age 13: “We want to name our musical group The Alto Clef Effect because, like, 80% of our group are violas. Well, not 80… But at least half. Well, no, it’s 3 violas and five other people, so 3/8ths.”
Me: “I am beginning to see why you are struggling in math.”
Oldest: “You can kiss my math.”
Very Vocal Viking 