Little Miss Thing, age 7, created this sign and is now gathering up all loose change she finds and declaring it donations.
She sees no problem with this plan.
Category: Parenting
Balking
(watching ST:Voyager)
Me: “Hey, that’s Musetta Vander. I met her at Starbase Indy.”
Wonderful Wife: “Oh, yeah, she looks like that one woman who’s weird but everyone thinks is beautiful.”
Me: “That’s not enough info to… Oh, wait, you mean Fairuza Balk.”
WW: “Yeah, that’s her.”
(long pause)
Me: “So now I can read your mind.”
WW: “Careful what you wish for.”
Architecture Tips
Me: “OK, kids, we’re trying a new restaurant tonight.”
Little Miss Thing, age 7: “I don’t like it.”
Me: “You don’t even know which restaurant yet.”
LMT: “I already know enough restaurants.”
Me: “Give it a chance. It’s an old school restaurant with solid comfort food. Look, here, we’re pulling up. Isn’t that a cool looking older building?”
Danger Monkey, age 10: “It would look a lot cooler if they had a Medieval Ballista mounted to the roof.”
Me: (long pause)
Me: “I can’t argue with that.”
Very Vocal Viking 