(watching ST:Voyager)

Me: “Hey, that’s Musetta Vander. I met her at Starbase Indy.”

Wonderful Wife: “Oh, yeah, she looks like that one woman who’s weird but everyone thinks is beautiful.”

Me: “That’s not enough info to… Oh, wait, you mean Fairuza Balk.”

WW: “Yeah, that’s her.”

(long pause)

Me: “So now I can read your mind.”

WW: “Careful what you wish for.”