Me: “Man, I just love old country diners like this. I mean, look at the staff zipping around and sharing tasks. This place runs like a well-oiled machine.”
Wonderful Wife: “Well, there’s definitely enough grease to oil a machine.”
Category: Married Life
Balking
(watching ST:Voyager)
Me: “Hey, that’s Musetta Vander. I met her at Starbase Indy.”
Wonderful Wife: “Oh, yeah, she looks like that one woman who’s weird but everyone thinks is beautiful.”
Me: “That’s not enough info to… Oh, wait, you mean Fairuza Balk.”
WW: “Yeah, that’s her.”
(long pause)
Me: “So now I can read your mind.”
WW: “Careful what you wish for.”
Very Vocal Viking 