It has begun.
The boy bought his Magic the Gathering starter kit.
The best news of all is now he won’t ever have any money to buy drugs.

It has begun.
The boy bought his Magic the Gathering starter kit.
The best news of all is now he won’t ever have any money to buy drugs.


(loud crash upstairs)
Me: “What was that giant crashing noise?!?”
(long pause)
Little Miss Thing, age 7, down the stairs: “I’m OK.”
Me: “What happened?”
(long pause)
LMT: “Turns out I can’t fly.”
(at small town festival, spot a Viking booth)
Me: “Oh, hey! I know The Asatru Community. I follow you guys on Facebook. I didn’t know you did info booths at events.”
Booth Guy: “This is our first one. We’re trying to let people know that we’re an international organization but we have lots of regional groups that hold events.”
Me: “That’s awesome! I love all the chatter from people all over the world about what it means to them to be Viking. In fact, I just got a cool tattoo…” (obligatory tattoo show)
Booth Folks: (obligatory oohs and ahhs)
Booth Guy: “So do you attend events?”
Me: “No, I’m not what you’d call a practicing Viking. Mostly I just make Viking references and I have a blog called Very Vocal Viking, but it’s mostly just crazy stuff my kids say.”
BG: “That sounds cool. I’d read that.”
Me: “Yeah, and lately a lot of strangers have started just telling me flat out that they think I look like a Viking.”
BG: “Yeah, when I first saw you across the way, I said – that guy’s definitely a Viking.”
Me: “I guess I just have that look.”
BG: “You really do.”