Daddy Training

Lunch with the kids at that crazy pizza place.

A cool electric train runs on tracks in the walls to your table and brings you drinks… AWESOME.

Each booth has a coin-operated TV that shows cartoons… AWESOME.

The food… barely edible.Oh, the humanity.

The prices… Did I mention there is a cool train?

Making memories… Priceless.

Flap this

Little Mist Thing, age 3, flapping her arms vigorously: “Look, Daddy. I’m flapping my wings so you know I’m a bird.”

Me: “That’s nice! But not only birds flap wings. Do you know of other things that flap wings?”

Ella: “Pteradons.”

Me: (slow blink) “Use your powers for good, kiddo.”