Bake Sale at work today.
I don’t want to eat cupcakes, but if it helps hungry kids… who am I to argue?
P.S. If anyone ever offers you a banana bread cupcake with walnut maple icing… by god, you eat that cupcake. I mean… think of the children.
Bake Sale at work today.
I don’t want to eat cupcakes, but if it helps hungry kids… who am I to argue?
P.S. If anyone ever offers you a banana bread cupcake with walnut maple icing… by god, you eat that cupcake. I mean… think of the children.
Last night I proved without a doubt that you can light a gas grill with a spark lighter.
I lost most of the hair on my right arm from the elbow down. But, dammit, now we know it can be done.
#ScienceSmellsLikeBurntArmHair
My morning…
Wonderful Wife: “It is too cold this morning to be running around the house naked.”
Little Miss Thing, age 3: “But I’m a super hero.”
WW: “Then be a super hero wearing clothes.”
LMT: “But I want to be fast.”
WW: “Super heroes can be fast wearing clothes.”
LMT: “Not me.”