FYI: My family now has a stated “no pooping in the woods” policy.
In related news, I got to say the phrase, “Branches are not toilet paper.”
So… How was your evening?
Author: VeryVocalViking
Just your friendly neighborhood giant viking, with a lot to say about food, family life, geek culture, and the world at large.
Aw, Nuts
I don’t believe any cashews were harmed during the making of this cashew chicken.
Kid Whisperer
Danger Monkey, age 6: “She’s not really asleep, Dad.”
Little Miss Thing, age 3,: (yelling) “I’M ASLEEP!”
Me: “You know, kiddo… As a general rule, people who scream ‘I’m asleep’ are not really asleep.”
LMT: (now whispering) “I’m asleep.”
Very Vocal Viking 