Little Miss Thing, age 4, stepping out of tub: “Done with my bath.”
Me: “No, you didn’t wash your hair.
LMT: “Yes I did! I washed my hair!”
Me: “Then why is it dry?”
LMT: (pause) “It dried very quickly tonight.”
Author: VeryVocalViking
Just your friendly neighborhood giant viking, with a lot to say about food, family life, geek culture, and the world at large.
Drink it in
You’d think they’ve never seen a guy in a kilt here at the Chinese buffet in Martinsville.
Actually, they probably haven’t.
Drink it in, yokels.
Drink it in.
Oh, the Humanity
Daughter, 12: “Hindenburg… Wasn’t that where everyone was like, Hey, this is a great idea! And then BOOM, and everyone was like, Wow, that was a horrible idea?”
Me: “Yes. Yes, it is.”
Very Vocal Viking 