Future Chef

We let the boy make his own dinner tonight. We felt, at age 7, he should start earning his keep and preparing his own food.

Moment later, he produced a sandwich comprised of peanut butter, peanuts, shredded cheddar cheese, and bright pink strawberry Quik dust.

Before we could even close our open-hanging jaws, he washed it all down with strawberry milk and thoroughly loved every bite. He really, really, sincerely loved it.

I truly don’t know what to say. To each his own, I guess.

Street Cred

Last night my family and I all tried several hours of a homeopathic restorative technique and I think I’m hooked! It really made a difference in my energy level and my ability to focus today. Even my mood is better. I recommend everyone give it a try. I’m still looking up the official name of the technique but it’s commonly known on the street as “sleep.”

Look Who’s Back

(We see girls wearing ripped jeans)

Me: “Ooh, are ripped jeans in again?”

My Oldest Girl, age 12: “Yes, they’re very popular.”

Me: “Cool! I’d love to start wearing all my old ripped jeans again.”

MOG: (pause)

MOG: “No, I was wrong… Ripped jeans are NOT in. Let’s pretend I never said that.”