Danger Monkey, age 7, while angrily doing his chores:
“FINE! I’ll just go to sleep and see if next year is better!”
Author: VeryVocalViking
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Me: “Why do you always peel grapes, every single time, before you eat them?”
Little Miss Thing, age 4: “It makes them look like eyeballs. I like eating eyeballs.”
Shhh… they’re listening
My Wonderful Wife: “It’s time to give the puppies their W-E-T-F-O-O-D.”
Me: “Did you just spell words so puppies wouldn’t understand?”
WW: (stare) “Don’t judge me.”
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