I received a beautiful, hand scripted, hand painted Father’s Day card from my beautiful 13 year old daughter.
As she handed it to me, she whispered, “If you read this out loud right now and embarrass me… I’ll stab you.”
Happy Father’s Day everyone!!!
My youngest gave me my Fathers Day card… which was approximately six pounds of silver glitter glued to a sheet of paper. No writing or pictures. Just silver glitter. Basically a steamrolled disco ball.
She said, “Here’s your card. Now let’s go rough house.”
And we did.
Danger Monkey, age 7: “I bet I can pack my lunch in under 2 minutes.”
Me: “No way. You goof around too much. A monkey with a brick glued to his butt could make a lunch faster than you do.”
DM: “Yeah, but he has four hands with opposable thumbs.”
Me: (slow blink)
Me: “OK. You win.”
Very Vocal Viking 