Tongue Twisted

Little Miss Thing, age 7: “I need to make a tongue twister for my homework.”

Danger Monkey, age 10: “The dog saw a duck in the ditch.”

LMT: “Too easy. How about Bob saw a… big… buck… in the ditch.”

DM: “Is that a tongue twister?”

LMT: “Bob saw a big buck in the bit… I almost said a bad word!!!!”

(much laughter)

DM: “How about Pretty Pigs Pranced Past Pumpkin Pie?”

LMT: “Pretty pigs pranced past poon…”

DM: “What?”

(much laughter)

LMT: “Good thing poon isn’t a bad word.”

Me: (rolls eyes, whistles)

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