Meat the Kids

Danger Monkey, age 10: “Can I have more steak please?”

Me: “Well, we’re all splitting just one steak, so none of us are having very much.”

Little Miss Thing, age 7: “I want more steak, too.”

Me: “You kids are making a Viking dad very proud.”

LMT: “No, I want a bigger piece than that. You need to buy more steak next time.”

DM: “Yeah, this is not enough steak.”

Me: “I think I’m going to tear up.”

Anger Issues

(at restaurant with My Oldest, age 15)

(family of four gets seated next to us)

Tiny girl, maybe 3: “I don’t want to sit here.”

Mom: “What’s wrong dear?”

(tiny girl runs around table to her dad)

TG: “That big man is angry! Why does he look so angry?”

Dad: “He’s not angry, honey.”

(I wave at her and smile)

TG: (suspicious stare)

TG: “OK.”

(walks back to her seat, eyeing me warily)

Oldest: (stifling laughter, tears in eyes) “I suddenly need to text all my friends. No reason.”

Picture Me This

A friend from high school sent me this photo the other day. It’s a portrait of me that he painted. A painting… of me.

Troy_the_Viking

I am just amazed at the likeness. I really love this.

But part of me says, who am I that I deserve to have my portrait painted? What an amazing thing. Priceless.

Thanks, Ted!

You can see more of Ted’s work on his page.