The Wonderful Wife: “I’m exhausted. I just want to sleep for a week.”
Little Miss Thing, age 6: “I can do your hair while you sleep.”
WW: “That sounds nice.”
LMT: “Where’s the shaving cream?” (walks away)
(long pause)
WW: “I will never sleep again.”
Month: August 2016
Turkey Leg
Turkey leg.
Raise your hand if you saw that one coming. #GenCon2016
Northward
Today is dangerously hot for me in the sun.Like, I could die. I’m very prone to heat exhaustion, and it’s not a far stretch from there to heat stroke.
And it occurred to me, I bet there were a lot less fat people before air conditioning was invented.
Without AC, I’d have to lose weight or die.
Or move north.
Very Vocal Viking 