Me: “That bumper sticker just says BELIEVE. How are we supposed to know what to believe?”
Wonderful Wife: “Journey really should have been more specific.”
Me: (slow blink) “Was that a pop music reference?”
WW: “Yes. Was it right?”
Me: “I love you so much.”
WW: “I know.”
Me: “Are you still dating that one…”
My Oldest, age 14: “Yes.”
Me: “Good. I approve.”
Oldest: “I don’t need your approval.”
Me: “No, but it’s nice for your parents to approve of your significant others. It says a lot about your choices.”
Oldest: “I think I’m the one the other parents worry about.”
Me: “Good.”
《FIST BUMP》
My Oldest, age 14: “What is Indiana’s largest export?”
Danger Monkey, age 9: “Corn.”
Wonderful Wife: “Probably corn.”
Me: “Stupid people.”
Very Vocal Viking 