Things I literally said today:
“Please stop demonstrating lemur fighting techniques at the dinner table.”
“We do not throw away gyro meat. That’s as close as I get to a religious taboo.”
“Is that music, or is someone trapped in the restroom and signaling for help?”
Little Miss Thing, age 6: “We haven’t be to Jiffy Treet in over a year. I keep track.”
Me: “I don’t think it’s been a year. How do you keep track?”
LMT: “I have a big sheet of paper.”
Me: “Can I see it?”
LMT: (pause) “OK, I don’t track it. But it does SEEM like a year.”
Me: “Put down the foam sword and get in the car. We’re almost late for your skate party.”
Danger Monkey, age 9: (surprised stare) “But, why?”
Me: “No weapons allowed at a skating rink.”
DM: “Then I should probably take the dagger out of my pocket, too.”
#SoftFoamWeapons #LARPLife
Very Vocal Viking 