Rule #1: Don’t compare yourself to others who are just pretending to have their shit together.
Rule #2: Remember that everyone is just pretending to have their shit together.
Rule #1: Don’t compare yourself to others who are just pretending to have their shit together.
Rule #2: Remember that everyone is just pretending to have their shit together.
Dinner at a restaunt.
Little Miss Thing, age 6: “Looonge. Lunge. Loongey.”
Me: “What are you saying?”
LMT: “I’m reading that word on the wall. What is L-O-U-N-G-E?”
Wonderful Wife: “It’s the word Lounge. It’s a French word for You can’t go in there.”
In further progress of adding to the kids’ appreciation of the classics… tonight we’re viewing Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure. They are LOVING it. The wife… uh… is NOT.