Run for it

Danger Monkey, age 9: “I will never do chores again in a million years!” (giggling)

Me: “(laughing) Well, then I guess it’s time for a million spankings.”

Little Miss Thing, age 6: “Quick, run for your life!” (giggling)

LMT: “No, wait… run for your BUTT!”

Cooking Lessons

Important lessons today:

1) Yes, you can make delicious Kung Pao sauce from scratch at home.

2) Be careful to not put in too many chilis, and definitely crack them open and take the seeds out first.

3) Do not… DO NOT… rub your eyes after cracking open peppers to get the seeds out.

Yum.

Ouch.