After weeks of pain and now a 2-hour exam involving poking, pulling, twisting, squatting and numerous x-rays, I finally have a medical diagnosis for my lower back problems.
Apparently, I’m overweight and I drive too much.
Thank you science!
Month: May 2015
Definitely not a kick
Me: “Stop kicking me.”
Little Miss Thing, age 5: “I didn’t kick you. I gave you a high five.”
Me: (glaring)
LMT: “A high five on your shoulder.”
Me: (glaring)
LMT: “With my foot.”
Spelled it out
Little Miss Thing, age 5: “Mom, I’m going to make you a card, but it’s a secret so don’t look.”
… 5 mins later …
LMT: “It has to do with being a mother. But it’s secret.”
… 5 mins later …
LMT: “Mom, how do you spell Mother’s Day?”
Very Vocal Viking 