Me: “We only have enough time to grab burgers before the movie.”
My Oldets, age 14: “And fries.”
Me: “We’ll get popcorn at the movie. It’s poor form to load up on French fries right before eating six cubic feet of popcorn.”
Oldest: “I want it all. And don’t judge my life choices.”
Me: “Good morning, sleepy head. How did you sleep?”
Little Miss Thing, age 5: “I’m left handed now. I’ll do everything with my left hand forever.”
Me: “Good to know. Carry on.”
Overheard at 14th birthday party…
“What if the most beautiful person in the world asked you to marry them?”
My Oldest, age 13: “Do I love them?”
Girl: “Doesn’t matter. They are the most person in the world. How would you say no to that?”
Oldest: “You open your mouth and say… No.”
Very Vocal Viking 