Danger Monkey, age 8, sprinting through the house naked.
Me: “Why are you running naked?”
DM: “I just took a shower.”
Me: “Where is your towel?”
DM: “Don’t need one. I’m just running really fast until I dry off.”
Me: “Go for it.”
Month: November 2014
Never put on the necklace
My favorite part of our kids gaming party: the older boys playing Pathfinder in the back room. I overhear little snippets of their game that immediately take me back to fifth grade.
DM: “You find a necklace with an oversized, clear gem. Magic swirls inside the stone. Do you put it on?”
It took all my strength to not yell, “Never put on the necklace!!!”
UPDATE: For all those of you who asked, yes, he put on the necklace and it tried to strangle him. I repeat… never put on a necklace you find in a dungeon!
Without us?
My Wonderful Wife: “You kids are going to Parent’s Night Out on Saturday.”
Little Miss Thing (age 5): “Why?”
WW: “So Daddy and I can go on a date.”
LMT: “Why?”
WW: “So we can spend time together and see a movie.”
LMT: “WHY?”
WW: “Because we love each other and like spending time together.”
LMT: “Without US?”
Very Vocal Viking 