One hour delay this morning so the boy decides to do some homework to “get it out of the way.” Where does he get that? Oh, right… His mother. Definitely not me.
My Oldest, age 13: “I want to be the friend who has everything you need in her purse. Right now all I have is a hair brush and chocolate. Actually, that’s everything anyone needs. Nevermind.”
Little Miss Thing, age 4: “No girl shoes today with straps. I’m wearing sneakers so I can run fast.”