My Oldest, 13: “I’ve been eating a lot better lately. But then I went to grandma’s for a couple days. I’m just proud they didn’t have to airlift me out of there.”
Month: June 2014
Formerly of Martinsville
Overheard in Martinsville.
Really loud woman: “Hey, Dave! Dave! What ever happened to your daughter?”
Dave: “Which one?”
LW: “The one that got kidnapped.”
Dave: “She wasn’t kidnapped. We figured out she’s living with a guy up in Indy.”
LW: “Oh, no.”
Dave: “Looking back, I wish it was kidnapping.”
Frozen… what?
The youngest is singing songs from Frozen, and substituting “poop” into the lyrics.
My favorite so far is “Do you want to build a Poop-man?”
Very Vocal Viking 