I guess I looked kinda weird standing by myself in the bra section at Target. Sales lady gave me a dirty look and asked if was shopping for bras for myself or someone else.
I said I was shopping for me, thank you very much and do you have training bras in 62A?
She didn’t laugh. She kinda turned red and huffed and left, I assume to go get security.
Warm up your DVRs folks… I think I’m going to be on the news tonight!
Tonight I am celebrating her last day of 7th grade with the oldest.
We have this special thing where we celebrate all our special occasions with ice cream because she has loved getting ice cream since she was little.
Except, tonight she surprised me and asked for a pair of shoes instead.
Huh.
I guess she’s not my little baby anymore.
Damn it’s dusty in the Target shoe section.
I guess I wasn’t ready. I suppose no one ever is.
Jokes from my oldest daughter (read all the way to the end)
How do you fit four elephants in a Mini Cooper? Two in front, two in back.
How do you fit two giraffes in a Mini Cooper? You can’t – there are already four elephants in there.
How do you know when there is an elephant in your fridge? There are footprints in the butter.
How do you know when there are TWO elephants in your fridge? You can hear them giggle when the little light goes out.
How do you know when there are THREE elephants in your fridge? Because you can’t… Quite… Get… The… Door… Closed.
How do you know when there are FOUR elephants in your fridge? There’s a Mini Cooper parked out back.
Very Vocal Viking 