My Oldest Daughter, 12: “Why is that store called Rural King?”
Wonderful Wife: “Because they sell the things that people buy when they live out in the country.”
MOG: “What, like harmonicas and cowboy boots?”
Me: “Yes. Harmonicas and cowboy boots. Also lassos and banjos.”
Wonderful Wife: “Hey kiddo, how is life?”
LMT, age 3: “What does that mean?”
WW: “By “Life” I mean how we live our lives. Going to school, learning, coming home, playing, eating, taking a bath. All that stuff that we do every day is Life.”
(pause)
LMT: “I like cookies.”
WW: “Close enough.”
My morning…
Wonderful Wife: “It is too cold this morning to be running around the house naked.”
Little Miss Thing, age 3: “But I’m a super hero.”
WW: “Then be a super hero wearing clothes.”
LMT: “But I want to be fast.”
WW: “Super heroes can be fast wearing clothes.”
LMT: “Not me.”
Very Vocal Viking 