My Wonderful Wife: “It’s time to give the puppies their W-E-T-F-O-O-D.”
Me: “Did you just spell words so puppies wouldn’t understand?”
WW: (stare) “Don’t judge me.”
My Wonderful Wife: “It’s time to give the puppies their W-E-T-F-O-O-D.”
Me: “Did you just spell words so puppies wouldn’t understand?”
WW: (stare) “Don’t judge me.”
The Wonderful Wife: “Hey kids, what did you play when you were outside today?”
Little Miss Thing, age 4: “House.”
Danger Monkey, age 7: “Gravel.”
OK, I’m not totally sure what he meant, but I really love my family discussions.
I love my wife very much. Enough to let her put her icy little toes under my leg while we watch old Star Trek episodes. Don’t tell her it makes me happy.