One hour delay this morning so the boy decides to do some homework to “get it out of the way.” Where does he get that? Oh, right… His mother. Definitely not me.
Tag: WW
Rules, schmules
My Wonderful Wife, to Little Miss Thing, age 4:
“You may not wear those today. Shoes have to fit onto your feet. It’s kind of a rule.”
My True Love Speaks
Me: “Hey, what should we do for our 5th wedding anniversary?”
My Wonderful Wife: “Let’s stay home and play D&D.”
Me: (slow blink)
Me: “I just fell in love with you all over again.”