Spelled it out

Little Miss Thing, age 5: “Mom, I’m going to make you a card, but it’s a secret so don’t look.”

… 5 mins later …

LMT: “It has to do with being a mother. But it’s secret.”

… 5 mins later …

LMT: “Mom, how do you spell Mother’s Day?”

Travel Advisory

Little Miss Thing, age 5: “When I grow up, I’m going to travel the whole world. But I’m going to live in Tennessee so I can see Molly.”

Wonderful Wife: “Good plan.”

LMT: “But I will come visit you sometimes. And I REALLY MEAN IT.”

Me: “Was that a threat?”

WW: “Yeah, I think it was.”

Radio plays All About That Bass.

Danger Monkey, age 8: “Did that song just say Booty??!?”

Wonderful Wife: “This song is about positive body image.”

Little Miss Thing, age 5: “I know this song. It’s all about butts.”