Wonderful Wife: “Let’s start our road trip with some fun car songs.”
Little Miss Thing, age 5: “WHEELS ON THE BUS GO POOP-POOP-POOP!”
WW: “Nevermind. We’ll listen to the radio.”
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Daddy First
Wonderful Wife: “Kids, we’re all going to bed. Everyone go to the bathroom right now.”
Danger Monkey, age 8: “I don’t have to go yet.”
Little Miss Thing: “I don’t want to.”
WW: “OK, then Daddy will go first.”
Kids, running: “We’ll go now!”
#ParentingWin
Hide them well
Little Miss Thing, age 5: “I like your new car. It’s cleaner than your old car.”
Me: “Maybe he didn’t have kids.”
LMT: “Are you going to wreck this one too?”
Me: “No, I want to keep it a long time. Maybe in ten years you can learn to drive using this car.”
LMT: “I already know how to drive. I can drive whenever I want.”
Me: (slow blink)
Wonderful Wife: “I’m going to start hiding our car keys.”
Very Vocal Viking 