Me: “Why are you wearing the pajama pants you gave me for Xmas?”
Wonderful Wife: “The question is – now that flannel fleece was invented, why are they still making clothes out of other fabrics?”
Me: “Why are you wearing the pajama pants you gave me for Xmas?”
Wonderful Wife: “The question is – now that flannel fleece was invented, why are they still making clothes out of other fabrics?”
Quote of the Day: “Back in my day, we put holes in our jeans ourselves.”
Me: “Look kids, a Studebaker. That car is older than me.”
Little Miss Thing, age 6: “That’s really old. I don’t like it. It’s too round and the paint looks bad.”
Me: “It sounds like someone is channeling her inner critic.”
My Wonderful Wife: “Her critic is not ‘inner’.”