My Oldest, age 14: “What is Indiana’s largest export?”
Danger Monkey, age 9: “Corn.”
Wonderful Wife: “Probably corn.”
Me: “Stupid people.”
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Don’t. Stop.
Me: “That bumper sticker just says BELIEVE. How are we supposed to know what to believe?”
Wonderful Wife: “Journey really should have been more specific.”
Me: (slow blink) “Was that a pop music reference?”
WW: “Yes. Was it right?”
Me: “I love you so much.”
WW: “I know.”
Glue-Away
Boy, age 9: “Do we have any Glue-Away?”
Me: “What is Glue-Away?”
Boy: “It’s a substance that you rub all over your hands that gets the glue off.”
Wife: “Yes, it’s called soap. Try it with warm water.”
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