Homonyms

How to create an HR moment at work, in 3 easy steps:

1) See female co-worker in breakroom, holding a pear.

2) Tell her, “Nice pear.”

3) Back away slowly as everyone in the room laughs.

Perspective

Kids: “YAY! The ground is covered in beautiful fun fluffy snow!”

Me: “You still have to go to school.”

Kids: “This sucks.”

Me: “This sucks.”

My Boss: “Roads are slick. You can work from home today.”

Me: “YAY! The ground is covered in beautiful fun fluffy snow!”