For the record, I decided to skip Wil Wheaton’s beer tapping party at Gen Con because the likelihood of actually talking to Wil Wheaton was so small.

I found out later that my friends who did go to the beer tapping actually got to hang out with him for 30+ minutes, cutting up and chatting.

So, if I had gone, I would now be telling you all my awesome Will Wheaton story.

Sigh.

#GeekFAIL