Button It Up

Little Miss Thing, age 5: “My favorite word is button.”

Me: “Really? That seems like a strange choice.”

LMT: “When I say button, I can say BUTT and not get into trouble.”

Me: “My work here is done.”

If You’re Happy and You Know It…

“OK kids, stop singing Frozen songs and substituting ‘dingus’ for all the verbs.”

So that happened.

Oh, good.

Now they’re singing our new family anthem: “If you’re happy and you know it, poop your pants.”

The youngest is singing songs from Frozen, and substituting “poop” into the lyrics.

My favorite so far is “Do you want to build a Poop-man?”