Today’s visual aid

That’s a new one. Twin toddler boys in the booth next to me are running around, ignoring their parents’ pleas to sit and behave. Then Dad says, “Sit in your seats or I’ll have that big guy get you.”

I look over at four tiny eyes staring at me.

For the record, they’ve been sitting politely for about 15 minutes at this point.

Too bad it would never work on my kids.