Got the Blues

Wonderful Wife: “It is so wonderful to have a daughter that is so much like me.”

Me: “Hey, she got some of her personality from me, too!”

Little Miss Thing, age 7: “I’m like Daddy, too! I have blue eyes and I’m always tired.”

Me: …

WW: (holding in laughter)

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Total Agreement

Wonderful Wife: “I love what we did with the yard for the party. It looks so nice. I feel like we should put on crisp linen suits and walk around the yard.”
Me: “I completely agree.”
Me: “Except the suits.”
Me: “And the walking.”

Inspiration

Wonderful Wife: “What’s for dinner?”

Me: “I want to eat out, but I’m too tired to go anywhere. Let’s have food delivered.”

WW: “Sure thing. What do you want?”

Me: “I want food delivered.”

WW: “Yeah, but what type of food.”

Me: “I want the type of food that shows up in front of me.”

WW: “Anything?”

Me: “I’m too tired to even choose.”

WW: “Wow. Are you up to chewing it yourself?”

Me: “I’ll struggle through it.”

WW: “You’re a real inspiration to us all.”

Me: “You’re welcome.”