Danger Monkey, age 10: “That’s not how Mom does it.”
Me: “Well, she’s not here and I am. It’s a whole new paradigm.”
Little Miss Thing, age 7: “What does paradigm mean?”
DM: “It means he’s not as good at watching us as Mom is.”
Tag: Tell It Like It Is
She’s not wrong
Radio plays All About That Bass.
Danger Monkey, age 8: “Did that song just say Booty??!?”
Wonderful Wife: “This song is about positive body image.”
Little Miss Thing, age 5: “I know this song. It’s all about butts.”
Very Vocal Viking 