Little Miss Thing, age 5: “Hey let’s play a word game. Who can tell me words that rhyme with oop?”
Tag: Swearing
Dirty Food
Little Miss Thing, age 5: “My favorite food is peanut butter. I get to say pee and butt. See… PEE-nut BUTT-er.”
Me: “Yes, I’m very proud.”
Muy Importante
Dinner out tonight is Mexican. Which is worse, that from my booth I can hear the kitchen staff loudly swearing in Spanish… or that most of the Spanish words I know are swear words?