Me: “It’s been a long day. Let’s stream some Star Trek. I’ll make popcorn.”
My Wonderful Wife: “Sounds lovely.”
Me: “So… What type of wine goes best with popcorn?”
WW: (pause) “Coca-Cola.”
Tag: Star Trek
Shut Up, Wesley
I would like to have Wil Wheaton’s life… Minus all the Wesley Crusher memes.
Ice Piggies
I love my wife very much. Enough to let her put her icy little toes under my leg while we watch old Star Trek episodes. Don’t tell her it makes me happy.
Very Vocal Viking 