Danger Monkey is in the living room wearing white socks and tennis shoes… and nothing else.
I told him he had to put on clothes to go with us to the store.
He said, “Yep. It’s pretty cold outside.”
Tag: Snappy Comebacks
Not Amused
Yesterday at her ballet recital, I threatened to stand on my seat and cheer to embarrass MOG. She said, “Number 1, you’re heavy and will break the chair. Number 2, they would be looking at you, not me.”
Huh.
I love my little smart-ass.
Distinguished
My Oldest Girl says she doesn’t like the “grey ones” in my hair because it makes me “look like a grandpa.” Thanks, kiddo. You’re short and your mom dresses you funny.
Very Vocal Viking 