The Wonderful Wife: “OK kids, now remember… as a rule, children should not correct adults. Unless it’s something very important.”
Danger Monkey: “Like if a dragon is behind you.”
Little Miss Thing: “Only if it’s a bad dragon. Good dragons don’t bite people.”
*** I LOVE MY FAMILY ***
I think My Oldest Girl is dealing better with her upcoming heart surgery than I am. Which is not difficult to do, truth be told.
Last night she told me that if anyone asks about her scars, she’s going to tell them, “Up until recently, I was a pirate.” Second Runner Up is, “I get into a lot of knife fights.”
Just a typical Sunday night at my house.
Little Miss Thing, age 2, holding up a yogurt cup: “Can I eat this yogurt?”
Me: “No, you’ve had enough yogurt tonight.”
LMT: “The yogurt wants me to eat it.”
Me: (long pause) “Uh… sure. You win. Eat the yogurt.”
Very Vocal Viking 