Turn it up

Wonderful Wife: “Let’s start our road trip with some fun car songs.”

Little Miss Thing, age 5: “WHEELS ON THE BUS GO POOP-POOP-POOP!”

WW: “Nevermind. We’ll listen to the radio.”

Paying the Price

Attention! 13th birthday sleepover commencing with road trip to Dr Who warehouse. But first, lunch at Qdoba with four sugar-hyped 13 year old girls.

NOTE: When chaperoning 13 year old girls, do not ever… EVER… say the phrase “Let it go” unless you want 20 minutes of loud, high pitched singing of Frozen tunes.

Please send whiskey.