My Oldest, age 13: “Why do they call it Black Friday.”
Me: “Because it’s a dark, dark day in our calendar.”
Oldest: “I think you just made that up.”
Me: “Doesn’t mean it’s not true.”
My Oldest, age 13: “Why do they call it Black Friday.”
Me: “Because it’s a dark, dark day in our calendar.”
Oldest: “I think you just made that up.”
Me: “Doesn’t mean it’s not true.”
Kids: “Let’s go to that store! Let’s go to that store!”
Me: “What? Why?”
Kids: “It would be so much fun!”
Me: “Sorry to break it to you guys, but you are going to be very disappointed some day when you actually go inside a Shoe Carnival.”
I REALLY should not go shopping on an empty stomach at 8 pm.
In related news, Doritos and ice cream is now considered a complete meal.