(Eating at a BBQ restaurant)
Little Miss Thing, age 6: “Can we go now?”
Me: “I’m almost done.”
LMT: “You don’t have to eat all of it, you know.”
Me: “Yes… yes I do.”
Tag: She’s Not Wrong
Glue-Away
Boy, age 9: “Do we have any Glue-Away?”
Me: “What is Glue-Away?”
Boy: “It’s a substance that you rub all over your hands that gets the glue off.”
Wife: “Yes, it’s called soap. Try it with warm water.”
Foodie
Little Miss Thing, age 6: “Show me a picture of me on your phone.”
Me: “Here, I’ve got Instagram open so let’s just look at my feed.”
LMT: “Why are there so many pictures of food?”
Me: “That’s just what I post.”
LMT: “You think about food too much.”
Very Vocal Viking 