Parenthood is driving 12 hours straight south to find out your six year old daughter decided to not pack any shirts. Because Florida is… shirt optional?
Tag: Road Trips
Stahp
Me: “Stop flopping your hair all over the place.”
My Oldest, age 14: “My hair does not flop. It whips.”
Me: “Can I see it Whip?”
Oldest: “Ugh. Seriously?”
Me: “Does it also Nae Nae?”
Oldest: “Stop. How do you even know this song?”
Me: “Show me your Stanky Leg.”
Oldest: “For the love of God, please stop.”
Sugar baby
Little Miss Thing, age 5: “I’m car sick. But eating Skittles is helping. I want Skittles on all car trips.”
Wonderful Wife: “That’s an interesting theory.”
LMT: “No, I’m serious. It’s helping. The more Skittles I eat, the better I feel.”
WW: “I bet.”
Very Vocal Viking 