Little Early

Some things you just don’t expect to say before 9 am:

“You must stop pretending to barf on your sisters.”

Family Road Trip, Disney Version

Actual quotes that occurred in our minivan on the way to Disney.

  • Me: “No kick fighting allowed in the van.”
  • My Oldest, age 13: “Let’s all drink Monster power drinks and drive straight through.”
  • Danger Monkey, age 7: “Hey! Who just punched me in the face?”
  • Me: “No, you are five years old. You do not get a turn driving.”

Which was your favorite?