Goodbye

I’m having some weird back pains, so I checked WebMD.

Apparently, I’m in the final stages of Diphtheria and I’m pregnant with twins.

It was nice knowing you all.

You may be married to a pregnant woman…

You know you are married to a pregnant woman when there is an email in your inbox titled “Placenta”

We moved into our new house Jun 1st, then bought it on Jun 25th. Yes, backwards — but we have to be difficult. Still unpacking.
Finalizing arrangements for our wedding later this month.
Midwife checkup yesterday; WW is doing great and baby is healthy and due ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!
Scheduling nervous breakdown for later this year. What day is good for you?