I’m having some weird back pains, so I checked WebMD.

Apparently, I’m in the final stages of Diphtheria and I’m pregnant with twins.

It was nice knowing you all.


  1. We moved into our new house Jun 1st, then bought it on Jun 25th. Yes, backwards — but we have to be difficult. Still unpacking.
  2. Finalizing arrangements for our wedding later this month.
  3. Midwife checkup yesterday; WW is doing great and baby is healthy and due ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!
  4. Scheduling nervous breakdown for later this year. What day is good for you?