What Chews Toes?

Me: “How was your sleepover?”

Little Miss Thing, age 7: “It was great. I painted dolphins.”

Me: “Cool. You get to choose where we eat dinner tonight.”

LMT: “Hmm… how about Buccetto’s?”

Me: “Sounds good. Why Bucetto’s?”

LMT: “Because it sounds like Butt-Chews-Toes.”

Me: …

Me: “Welcome home, kiddo. I missed you.”

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