“Love” may be a fairy tale, but “Marriage” is spending the first half of Date Night finding a self-service car wash so you can spray the dog poop off your shoes and scrub the floor mats of the mini-van.
Tag: Poop
You didn’t say we couldn’t
FYI: My family now has a stated “no pooping in the woods” policy.
In related news, I got to say the phrase, “Branches are not toilet paper.”
So… How was your evening?
That’s what she does
Baby and WW are doing well. LMT (Little Miss Thing) is “sleeping, eating, crying and pooping” according to big brother. Which, of course, is exactly what she should be doing. We just wish she were doing them all at the right times.
Very Vocal Viking 